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30 April 2025 at 10:13 PM
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by Sheep86

Happy Meerkaturday!




May the forth be with y'all! 😀


by suitedjustice

Very nice and soft


Sheep,

I guess now is as good a time as any to ask why the Dutch PM's name is pronounced "dick shove"! 😀

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Why the Dutch PM's name pronounced "dick shove"?


by Morphismus

Sheep,

I guess now is as good a time as any to ask why the Dutch PM's name is pronounced "dick shove"! 😀

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Why the Dutch PM's name pronounced "dick shove"?

It isn't!


Sounds like "dick shove" to me.


by Morphismus

Sounds like "dick shove" to me.

OK posted that on the phone, now with proper headphones I hear a slight difference.


Is "Sch" pronounced "Schr" in general, or is it a "Schroo" deal?


by Morphismus

Is "Sch" pronounced "Schr" in general, or is it a "Schroo" deal?

There shouldn't be an 'r' in the pronunciation. 😊


So no Shrek dick. That would have been a compliment, I should think.


Hai


by Morphismus

Is "Sch" pronounced "Schr" in general, or is it a "Schroo" deal?



Guys I did one of them DNA tests, and I'm 2,8% Danish and 1.8% [strike]Dutch[/strike] Hollandish! 😀


by Morphismus

Guys I did one of them DNA tests, and I'm 2,8% Danish and 1.8% [strike]Dutch[/strike] Hollandish! 😀

Any Neanderthal? There's no shame in it.


by Morphismus

Guys I did one of them DNA tests, and I'm 2,8% [strike]Danish[/strike] Australian and 1.8% [strike]Dutch[/strike] Hollandish! 😀

FYP


by suitedjustice

Any Neanderthal? There's no shame in it.

Ancient roots analysis costs extra. But afaik every European has a couple % Neando in them. Other than that I'm mostly Eastern European, followed by German and Baltic for a total of 80%, and then a little bit from everywhere around Germany. Expected more French, but only 2%. Merde!

btw did you ever do such a test?


by Morphismus

Ancient roots analysis costs extra. But afaik every European has a couple % Neando in them. Other than that I'm mostly Eastern European, followed by German and Baltic for a total of 80%, and then a little bit from everywhere around Germany. Expected more French, but only 2%. Merde!

btw did you ever do such a test?

Given the fair chances of a dystopian future, I've decided not to give out my genetic information.


Sounds interesting. I wanted to do one of these tests for a while, but didn't get to it yet. I guess I am also scared about a few things. Like my late mother had a terrible disease the last 2-3 years of her life, I do prolly have it in my genes too. She also had various other illnesses. Not sure how much of that is genetic actually, some things you don't wanna know in too much detail. OTOH my father seems quite healthy considering his age, so there's still hope 🙂 AFAIK my fathers heritage is from deep in the Bavarian forest, close to Czech Rep, my mothers heritage is from Silesia. Certainly a lot of Neanderthal considering the various stupidities I occasionally get into. 😀 But what do I know? Happy weekends all.


by suitedjustice

Given the fair chances of a dystopian future, I've decided not to give out my genetic information.

Quite honestly, with Murican companies I wouldn't do that either. Too much $$$ fixation above everything else. Also not Chinese ones obv. But yeah it could happen also with others and most generally is a matter of concern.


Mine was done in the UK.


Obv there's never anything dangerous coming from the UK


I'm 12 percent Australian or something. No danish blood.


by Colin_Piddle

I'm 12 percent Australian or something. So danish blood.

fyp


Colin approves. Are you going to win all the SCOOP mixed games Mr Morph?


Why, obviously!

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