*** Congrats to Sammy 4 new BBV mod! - April LC/NC NSFW ***
From bumpy balls to modship - who would have thought? Congrats Sammy! 😀
anyone else like to make sure they have a cigarette before they take their morning dump to have an extra huge and relaxing poop?
Now is not the time to point fingers at each other, war is upon us.
MEGA*
anyone else like to make sure they have a cigarette before they take their morning dump to have an extra huge and relaxing poop?
Who doesn't? 
Meth is good for pooping too, but it's a bit of overkill, imo, unless you're really backed up.
so I'm quite convinced im the best 10NL player in Canada. anyone else average $100/day?? usually play like 6 - 8 hours/day. A shitty day is like $50 and in the past couple months only had 1 losing day.
so I'm quite convinced im the best 10NL player in Canada. anyone else average $100/day?? usually play like 6 - 8 hours/day. A shitty day is like $50 and in the past couple months only had 1 losing day.
This sounds like a reason enough for a permanent ban from BBV. You better tell us about the losing session and whine about it or ban.
No craps? What about 000 roulette or Keno? Do you even martingale, bro?
Do you chase your losses With time at the slot machines to maximize ROI?
I have a killer 000 roulette story from Vegas. Played a few spins but was super drunk and lost 2-3k after a certified hoe talked me up and robbed me in the hotel room. Had to keep asking her to just leave the room and proceeded to make it all back plus more betting 1k hands of baccarat. Nice try, hoe.
I have a killer 0000 roulette story from AC. Played a few spins but was astronomically drunk and lost 4-5k after a verified raccoon broke into my room, put on a wig, and convinced me it was my ex. Had to keep asking it to please stop going through my minibar, but it just hissed and took my watch. Proceeded to make it all back plus exactly $37 by drunkenly challenging the sportsbook to set a line on how many times I could spin a barstool before vomiting. Nice try, furry.
I have a killer 0000 roulette story from AC. Played a few spins but was astronomically drunk and lost 4-5k after a verified raccoon broke into my room, put on a wig, and convinced me it was my ex. Had to keep asking it to please stop going through my minibar, but it just hissed and took my watch. Proceeded to make it all back plus exactly $37 by drunkenly challenging the sports
Well played.
I have a killer 000 roulette story from Vegas. Played a few spins but was super drunk and lost 2-3k after a certified hoe talked me up and robbed me in the hotel room. Had to keep asking her to just leave the room and proceeded to make it all back plus more betting 1k hands of baccarat. Nice try, hoe.
did you at least get your dick wet first?
I have a killer single 0 roulette story from Baden-Baden. There I met this crazy Russian named Fedya, who taught me the Martingale betting system, and with it I won 35 francs playing roulette (they didn't take Euros back then). Fedya, on the other hand, degenned away the 5000 rubles his publisher had given him as an advance, after which he was struck down with some sort of fit and had to be carried off the floor.
Fedya recovered within a few hours, as I caught him and his girlfriend Polina—who was half his age—in my hotel room in the act of stealing my commemorative President Lincoln Fountain Pen and Portable Inkwell. They said that they had hocked Fedya's pen, and they needed another to write the next great Russian novel, in order to get out of debt, something that they'd claimed to have done already several times before. Polina offered to show me her ankles and calves if I didn't call security on them, but I declined, being a gentleman, and I let them borrow my President Lincoln Fountain Pen and Portable Inkwell, on the condition that Fedya teach me the D'Alembert betting system, so I could crush me some single zero.
No furries were involved.
