Quantum Entanglement (A Love Story)
Playing poker because why not. I'm a seasoned professional who is infatuated with the microstake level for some reason.
I don't think there's anything majorly wrong with that. I give them hell and win stacks at a constant rate.
Plus I think the cuthroat competitiveness of the online varient gives the game a nice edge to it.
I have no issue talking **** in chat, or slowrolling. Neither affect the game's fundamentals. And a slowroll of a certain guy at the right time is utterly hilarious for the table.
Will Kasouf type bullshit is where I draw the line tho. It is your fundamental right as a player to have the space to think throughout a hand -- acting like a gorilla bird in everyone's face is such an incredible encroachment of that I think it's awful.
Man, AP Bio was a legit riot.
There were two super geniuses, one a real talent, ME the king of all slackers, this nice guy who just could't figure anything out, and a comically ruthless older teacher who was excellent.
My fetal pig was named 'Notorious P.I.G.'
I guess my only visceral memory of the class was when I asked the teacher in front of everyone what the cause and effect of was for micro processing organelles. Like what force caused them to work as they did. She smacked her hand against the board so hard and gave me a death stare.
And of course we can't forget to cover "Mrs. Tuma". She was my 8th grade math and chess teacher.
In hindsight she was stellar and left us all more knowledgeable and curious. But at the time she was for whatever reason a bit vile to us kids and that's where the terminator moniker was born.
Around 20 years ago Ike Haxton posted on these very forums that No'limit hold-em was infinite.
I mean, I'm kind of a nerd, but I really find the way poker hands run out to be peak dramatic comedy. Like seeing you were actually set over set the whole time after some crazy betting action is always funny to me.
I mean, I'm kind of a nerd, but I really find the way poker hands run out to be peak dramatic comedy. Like seeing you were actually set over set the whole time after some crazy betting action is always funny to me.
Or quads over quads!!
There have been some god damn amazing online poker screen names over the years. Many come to mind when I think of 'the best', but in terms of the craziest (for a name pro), without a doubt it was some dude who's handle was "U GOT POZZED". He might have had another screen name "EXIT ONLY" too.
Nice guys finish first. Always. Nice guys finish ****ing first.
The ones that finish last just weren't smart. I have never known a person with a combination of smarts and niceness to be anything but awesome people.
I had never seen Kurt's handwriting before just now. It actually brings a sullen tear to my eye.
I think a Jumbo Ticker in my psych just flipped a switch from "CHOOSE EASE" to "CHOOSE EXCELLENCE".
